Ellie | 17 | Chicago

Fluffy-haired raccoon girl who reads a lot and loves a show about prison lesbians.

“Be a little kinder than you have to.”
– Mirren, We Were Liars by E. Lockhart

feminism • pretty aesthetics • music • books • movies • fashion • etc

Currently reading: Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare

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rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

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divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

okay but how do some people not find hiccup extremely attractive

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Don’t do anything stupid until I get back.

How can I?

You’re taking all the stupid with you.

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laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

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slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

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cornilatai:

baby-in-an-over-coat:

frustration-squared:

satyr-hyped:

nethesem:

cosplayandgeekstuff:

Major Sam Cosplay (Australia) as Jessica Rabbit.

Selfie and

Photo II by: Chris from Volk Photography

Photo III by: Lorenzo So Photography

Holy shit you are doing it right…

Oh my stars.

Christ

DAMN

Holy shit

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